No Rochu, No Life.
Today, my friend shows me such a funny picture. ^_^



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05.08.2010 в 17:19

Похуй, пляшем!
There's gonna be a poker-party? :D
05.08.2010 в 17:37

No Rochu, No Life.
Let's play Mahjong together! but we need at least four people to get a table of Mahjong...
Hmm...maybe have a picnic with panda and bear will become a good idea? XD
05.08.2010 в 18:36

Похуй, пляшем!
Валя_Китай Four? Oo for what, sorry for my lack of culture?
Yeah, yeah... for panda and bear. :D Main question - who of them will eat us first. My voice is for bear...
06.08.2010 в 17:10

No Rochu, No Life.
http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9C%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%B6%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B3

Something about Mahjong. Actually I don't know how to play it...it's too difficult for me. @_@
...But if we want to play, you and me...plus panda and bear, we can get a table of Mahjong if we haven't been eaten by them before game over. XD


I think bear will eat us first...you know, panda's main food is bamboo now.
06.08.2010 в 17:27

Похуй, пляшем!
%) my braaaain... it's very difficult)) patience is rather easier...

Game for life? )))) As far as I can judje, if we haven't been eaten by them before game over, we will have been eaten after it.
Panda will be culinary expert. But I really don't wanna think about it...
By the way, about food^^ I found one funny comics about Axis Powers Cooking. I'll put it here with translating now, ok? =) wait for 15-20 min, pls...
06.08.2010 в 18:14

No Rochu, No Life.
...Yeah, my mother and grandmother know how to play Mahjong very well, but I can't understand it at all. I only know how to use those Mahjongs to build a little castle, they are good toy bricks. XD

No matter how, to play with bear and panda will lead us to be eaten~XD. So let panda play with bear, and we...wait and see. ^_^

Ooooh comics about cooking? sounds really interesting! I will wait for it with joy☆.
06.08.2010 в 18:35

Похуй, пляшем!
*___* respect to them~
I only know how to use those Mahjongs to build a little castle, they are good toy bricks. XD
:lol: It's the best use for it, anyway ))))))

Wait for pairing? D: :-D

France

England

China

America

Russia
(c) Tayo Z. Lebenswell
06.08.2010 в 19:39

No Rochu, No Life.
Pu...Puhaha! Thanks for comic and your nice translation. XDDDD~(rolling and laughing)

FRANCE——
Frog legs? well...I know.XD~"蛙腿"in chinese☆.
It's a normal material for Chinese dishes too. We cook it with rice wine,pepper,and chili, differ from French way,

ENGLAND——
I won't try food which made by England,...
Because I want to live longer and waiting to witness the pairing of bear and panda. XD

CHINA——
To tell the truth, we don't eat such strange thing at all... Some people making rumor to say that Chinese people all like to eat dog and cat, but that's untrue. At least I haven't tried them, and I won't. XD
But I can't understand why some people think crab and lobster can't be making as a dish. They are delicious with chili and vegetables. Hmm...maybe that's cultural difference.

AMERICA——
I hate American hamburger...they are junk food, and bad for health.
...The most important thing is that...hamburger, french fries, cola...all the things that Alfred love to eat, they are NOT DELICIOUS ENOUGH, totally.

RUSSIA——
Caviar! *__* I love it. XD
...but are they really having a meal? I can see only Vodka and cheers. XDDDDDD~Yao need some peanuts and melon seeds for alcohol☆.
BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA? So that...Kol-kol plan? Ivan, you won. =w=
06.08.2010 в 20:18

Похуй, пляшем!
It's a normal material for Chinese dishes too.
T________T I can't imagine, that someone can eat part of frog. And I can't see pictures of this dish - after it I must watch some photos of pancakes (with sour cream, without frogs), open sandwiches or something near it. Or I'll feel very bad.

Because I want to live longer and waiting to witness the pairing of bear and panda. XD
:lol::lol: Great reason! It will give you powers to live :D

ome people making rumor to say that Chinese people all like to eat dog and cat, but that's untrue
yep? I always thought, this stereotype exist about Koreans Oo And it isn't only stereotype :D
think crab and lobster can't be making as a dish.
it can! *_* and it's very delicious )))))

I hate American hamburger...
So do I =_= It just isn't tasty. Without reasoning about health - just isn't tasty. At all.
This summer I drink cola with ice every day. Not with ice bricks - I put cola in freezer for 2 hours, then I can drink it. Because of weather, may be...

.but are they really having a meal
About what do you talk? :D It's russian feast))) Pancakes, borsch, brine and another food will be tomorrow, when everybody will wake up, hold their hands and start to curse like a trooper.
Kol-kol plan?
NC-plan :D
06.08.2010 в 20:21

Похуй, пляшем!
maybe that's cultural difference.
By the way, i remembered one detail ))) In Russia every incomprehensible thing called 'chinese' xD unintelligible text called 'chinese grammar', for example. )

07.08.2010 в 21:47

No Rochu, No Life.
Once I was chatting on the omegle, an American criticized me because he think that every Chinese people enjoy to eat cat and dog... I don't know where did he got this stereotype, but I do feel angry that after my hard explaination, he still think that every Chinese people enjoy those "delicious dishes". Then I have no idea with it. Orz

Yes, I love crab and lobster.(lol)
I prefer steamed crab, and lobster with chili sauce☆.

Hot weather in the summer makes people need ice drink. XD~ For me, it's green tea with plum and ice bricks. Sometime I put it in the fridge for several hour until they becoming "tea ice". Then I take it to school, the ice will melt on my way to classroom. So I can enjoy icy tea at once. XD

O_O TOMORROW? Oh no...nothing is more important than meal!
Now I have some new idea about RoChu fanfics. You know, actually Yao's capacity for alcohol isn't less than Ivan. So maybe they can enjoy feast when America, England and France all went to sleep. XD

To tell the truth, I think Chinese language have no grammer at all...Hmm, maybe that's just my illusions.(laugh)
15.08.2010 в 09:48

Похуй, пляшем!
An American...? So, baseless criticism doesn't need explanation :D
Sometime I put it in the fridge for several hour until they becoming "tea ice". Then I take it to school, the ice will melt on my way to classroom.
Hm, interesting idea)))) Would you think if I use it? =)
Now I have some new idea about RoChu fanfics..
:lol::lol::lol: "Russia-saaaaaan, are you esteem me? :tost:" "Yeah... I do~ :eyebrow:"
Write it! I'll find a way to translate *________*
To tell the truth, I think Chinese language have no grammer at all...Hmm, maybe that's just my illusions.
You know it, I know it... but in real nobody cares %) I can say more, nobody in Russia cares about Russian...
16.08.2010 в 09:12

No Rochu, No Life.
baseless criticism
:)That made me remembered something. A Russian friend just shared a piece of interesting news on her Baidu (the biggest Chinese web community) blog today. Hmm...maybe you know it? New bestseller of New York Times claimed that "Russia and China will die.Turkey, Poland, Japan and Mexica will become the next superpowers. Hero America will win the WW3 and save the world!" :jump4: This opinion makes me feel uncomfortable at very beginning, but several seconds later, I'm nearly die with laugh. XD The best joke I've even heared this year! America brings laughter for us, many thanks. ^^

Would you think if I use it?
Just try it? If temperature is really high...I think it is the best way to enjoy the coolest icy tea.

The story of "Russia's Dinner Party"! ...will it become a "Kol-Kol feast"^^? There is a dish in the Moscow Restaurant of Beijing called "Kolhoz Feast" and I tried it...delicious.(←already been Kol-kol-ed~XD)
I will write it soon when I get a small break after my month examination.=) I think Yao will be very surprised when he know that "Russia's Dinner Party" actually have no "Dinner" at all. XD~ Vodka Party sounds nice, and I believe Ivan and Yao will play small tricks on America, England and France when they are all drunk and fall asleep.

Nobody in China cares Chinese...We are always got strange similarity at strange points...XDDDDDD
18.09.2010 в 19:09

老大哥!你这是要让我笑死呀!!我嘴里还包着口饭啦!
18.09.2010 в 20:19

No Rochu, No Life.
别这样,浪费粮食是极大的犯罪啊!【憋笑

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